Week 1 - Welcome

Welcome to the first entry in Jill's Jems! I haven't a clue as to what I'll be posting about, so bear with me as I figure out what to share.

I love wordplay, so I'll post three funny signs that have been spotted at businesses:

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

And that's enough for today!